Some fairy broke into my house last night!

[hoosierdoc]

Fortunately this was a generous one! My son is growing up too fast. Mom had to extract the tooth as the new one was coming in behind it instead of under it. What a special bond when mom gets to yank your teeth out for you

 

[The Keymaster]

Wow, paper money! Things have really changed. In my day it was a quarter.

 

[jagee]

Turtle Power!

 

[horsehaulin]

My six oldest got/get paper. The two youngest will get 1oz of silver, that way they have an investment before they move out. But glad to see a smile!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I was shocked at $5 too. I guess more for first tooth

 

[Birds Away]

I used to get a dime. Man, I got screwed.

 

[TheEngineer]

My six oldest got/get paper. The two youngest will get 1oz of silver, that way they have an investment before they move out. But glad to see a smile!

Wait a minute ...

6 oldest...

2 youngest...

...carry the 1...












...you have 8 kids?!?!!?

I bet you get asked this a lot...............................................................................but do you have your own show on TLC?

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

 

[speeddemon]

I don't know if I'll be able to afford kids losing teeth when I have little ones! Lol

 

[Tnichols00]

Luckily ObamaCare covers the cost of the tooth fairy so its not "Out of pocket"

 

[Que]

Too Fairy? I knew I forgot to do something! I never did the tooth under the pillow thing; I really did forget about it. Congrats, Doc. How much did your wife charge you to extract his tooth?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Too Fairy? I knew I forgot to do something! I never did the tooth under the pillow thing; I really did forget about it. Congrats, Doc. How much did your wife charge you to extract his tooth?

Honestly I didn't even know she extracted it. I saw it on Facebook it was probably a freebie seeing as how she went in on her day off to get it done. Nitrous is nice. As is something called "the wand" for injections. It has a vibrating needle and injects very slowly. She is phenomenal with kids using that combo.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

You had me worried for a minute. I thought a gentleman such as this broke in and put lace doilies everywhere and critiqued your wardrobe.

 

[findingZzero]

Save it for orthodontia. That's how you know yer old. Younger folks don't have crooked teeth.

 

[calcot7]

I used to get a dime. Man, I got screwed.

You think you got screwed? All I got was the tooth...........

 

[red46239]

I went around to a few banks when my kids started loosing teeth and bought up all the $2 bills i could find. The 'tooth fairy' uses them.

 

[actaeon277]

Holy Poop, that's a lot of dough.
Maybe I need to yank a few of mine out.

I went around to a few banks when my kids started loosing teeth and bought up all the $2 bills i could find. The 'tooth fairy' uses them.

That..... is just WRONG.

 

[findingZzero]

All I got was a note from my dad saying "Congrats. You are normal." Men suck.

 

[TaunTaun]

My little girl and I talked for a couple hours discussing this possible scenario. If a tooth fairy breaks in to the house, we respond with deadly force. If the police don't find any money on the fairy, it's no skin off our nose. Scary thing is, she seemed warm to the idea. When the tooth fairy did "show up." The daughter got her money and she asked me where the body was. I just smiled and started counting loose change on my desk.