So there I was in Kroger...

[KittySlayer]

If you were a real man you would be carrying your own knife and could have cut the banana in half yourself before you got to the checkout.

Sounds like you were the inspiration for the hardware scene in A Man Called Otto (great movie for old grumpy guys to watch).

 

[KG1]

According to eyewitnesses, you just slipped on a banana peel.

And it ended up in his backside.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

2.5/7

Found the guy paying for bananas with pennies.

I'm dumbfounded.

I know. Who knew banana peels were so tough.

You forgot a picture of half a banana with a banana for scale.

I never got my damn banana. Except the peel, and the doc won't let me keep it. Something biohazard something.

The fruit cutting man woman person wasn't on the clock then.
Its in there Union Contract.

Well they should have just said so. I would have waited at the register until they were off break.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

If you were a real man you would be carrying your own knife and could have cut the banana in half yourself before you got to the checkout.

Sounds like you were the inspiration for the hardware scene in A Man Called Otto (great movie for old grumpy guys to watch).


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And get accused of fruit vandalism? Yeah, nice try, not today FBI. (Fruit Bureau Informant)

 

[BehindBlueI's]

How long did it take you to compose that epic?

I did a 90 minute trail run today. My mind tends to wander. It often wanders into seedy and disreputable areas and if full of this sort of nonsense, or worse, when it finally comes home.

I had a whole thing about using a coupon, too, but the head trauma caused me to forget most of it so I left it out.

 

[JCSR]

You do know there are places to hide half a banana.

 

[littletommy]

My grandma used to say “always avoid people buying bananas at Kroger, they ain’t right”.

All these decades later, turns out she wasn’t just rambling drunk after all!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Yes, we halve no bananas. We halve no bananas today!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

My grandma used to say “always avoid people buying bananas at Kroger, they ain’t right”.

All these decades later, turns out she wasn’t just rambling drunk after all!

Damn, I just bought 4 this afternoon at Kroger. Okay, maybe your grandma had a point.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

 

[Dholcomb]

Banana fana fofana

 

[Michigan Slim]

So did the nanner help the hemorrhoids?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Creedmoor]

You do know there are places to hide half a banana.

I was told, they have classes at SubSpace Indy for that.

 

[Alamo]

I never got my damn banana. …

I heard Kroger has them on sale.

 

[KG1]

I heard Kroger has them on sale.

Half priced.

 

[foszoe]

I did a 90 minute trail run today. My mind tends to wander. It often wanders into seedy and disreputable areas and if full of this sort of nonsense, or worse, when it finally comes home.

I had a whole thing about using a coupon, too, but the head trauma caused me to forget most of it so I left it out.

It's a shame you have to run trails to avoid cyclists running over you

 

[Mij]

I read the whole damn thing!

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D************* Straight, i’m thinking, cop with hi-stress job, off for the weekend. AND…just found the single malt!!!.

 

[MrSmitty]

When you don't know what to say...

Post a picture of Sean Connery with a Webley.

So that’s what he called his?…..

 

[Ark]

 

[armalitesheepdog]

10 minutes i can never get back. Gone forever. I buy the instant Banana bread in the box just for that reason.