Should the State Trooper stole wallet" thread be closed?

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I am very amused that Tactical Dave chose this thread for his 5,000th and that 4,999 was a poop warning and then Shibumi tops it.

I feel bad for Doc.

 

[Benny]

May I add to the advice?

Do not drink a gallon of apple juice before you go to bed.

It's the one and only time in my life I pooped in my pants (since being potty trained).

I woke up and thought I had to fart...I was wrong.

 

[E'villeGunner]

Can I get an AMEN! And a HAIL YES to the closure!!

 

[churchmouse]

May I add to the advice?

Do not drink a gallon of apple juice before you go to bed.

It's the one and only time in my life I pooped in my pants (since being potty trained).

I woke up and thought I had to fart...I was wrong.

Never.....ever....trust a fart.

 

[shibumiseeker]

May I add to the advice?

Do not drink a gallon of apple juice before you go to bed.

It's the one and only time in my life I pooped in my pants (since being potty trained).

I woke up and thought I had to fart...I was wrong.

A friend of mine chugged a quart of prune juice given to him as a gag gift for his 50th birthday. We were all sitting around playing poker that night and about every 20 minutes he'd get up, the crowd would part, and he'd hit the can. He had to make an 8 hour road trip the next day and said he didn't stop for a bathroom break the entire trip.

 

[Skywired]

Never.....ever....trust a fart.

CM....I'm with you my friend... but it's time to shut it down, don't ya think? There's too much more stuff we need to be a worrying about... don't ya think?

 

[printcraft]

I need to start a thread with a poll asking if there should be more threads with polls talking about the state trooper stole a wallet thread.

Go home Benny, you're drunk.

 

[Benny]

Go home Benny, you're drunk.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Don't forget to add a poll, or maybe someone should start a thread with a pole.

Thread started, go find it.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

In part, Hoosierdoc's rationale for this thread:

My question stemmed from considering the appearance the thread gives INGO.

This thread is certainly going through an entirely different evolution than the original....one might argue, it helps paint a more complete picture of INGO (or its members).

 

[LANShark42]

Never.....ever....trust a fart.

Prophetic!

 

[LANShark42]

There is only one true idol!

Oooooh! The Golden Moo.

All hail the Golden Moo!!!

 

[infiremedic07]

I hereby make a motion to merge this thread with the heretofore mentioned state trooper thread in order to continue the epicness of both of these threads. Simply because without the original thread this one would mot exist.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Your motion will fail unless you have a poll to gauge general interest, like I did. Last I heard we're two votes shy of it closing, per the FAQ rules.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Your motion will fail unless you have a poll to gauge general interest, like I did. Last I heard we're two votes shy of it closing, per the FAQ rules.

I started a pole thread because of this thread, it just doesn't seem to have done much though

 

[printcraft]

Don't worry. I'm sure people will stop posting in that thread any minute now.

 

[shibumiseeker]

I started a pole thread because of this thread, it just doesn't seem to have done much though

Poling lots of people is best left to professionals.

 

[db1959]

I vote to merge the 2 threads

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I started a pole thread because of this thread, it just doesn't seem to have done much though

I posted in that thread!

 

[mbills2223]

I move we close THIS thread, delete all evidence of its existence, and issue perma-bans to all members that voted yes, with TWO perma-bans being issued to the doc.