Rude neighbor

[Hammerhead]

It's already been done on INGO. Think outside the box.

Skin his cat and nail the carcass to his door? Push his grandmother down a flight of stairs? Dump a bucket of lime green paint on his car? Tie a string of Black Cat firecrackers to his dog's tail? Crap in his flower bed? Crap in his sleeping bed? Annex his land as yours and have his house demolished while he's at work one day? Let loose a box of twelve crazed weasels into his sock drawer?

How far outside the box should he go?

 

[public servant]

How far outside the box should he go?

Go big or stay home.

 

[JetGirl]

Skin his cat and nail the carcass to his door? Push his grandmother down a flight of stairs? Dump a bucket of lime green paint on his car? Tie a string of Black Cat firecrackers to his dog's tail? Crap in his flower bed? Crap in his sleeping bed? Annex his land as yours and have his house demolished while he's at work one day? Let loose a box of twelve crazed weasels into his sock drawer?

How far outside the box should he go?

Now you're just grasping at straws and looking desperate.

 

[findingZzero]

Folks, be reasonable, the children are watching. Blindfold the children first.

 

[Hammerhead]

Go big or stay home.

Thanks for the pep talk coach. So all that I said, plus putting a sign in the neighbor's yard advertising "Taco Tuesday, Free Hookers and Blow!"

 

[public servant]

Thanks for the pep talk coach. So all that I said, plus putting a sign in the neighbor's yard advertising "Taco Tuesday, Free Hookers and Blow!"

Now you've got it!!

Everyone loves hookers and blow.

 

[Hammerhead]

Plus, you know, tacos.

 

[churchmouse]

Now you've got it!!

Everyone loves hookers and blow.

Midget hookers.......

 

[Harleyrider_50]

Next time tie up your trash like this and put it in his can!

 

[CindyE]

That would annoy me, but I'd probably let it slide if they are decent neighbors for the most part. I figure everyone in the neighborhood does something that annoys the others. We have 2 young dogs, one of which seems to just love the sound of her own bark. I hope she outgrows it, and we are working on her. We have one annoying neighbor who has complained, even though he is quite a nuisance himself. The others, I hope will be more tolerant, as I am with them.

 

[findingZzero]

Next time tie up your trash like this and put it in his can!

I have a patio rug to throw out. I gotta try that! And maybe a sign that says "Do not open." Or, "This side up."

 

[churchmouse]

I have a patio rug to throw out. I gotta try that! And maybe a sign that says "Do not open." Or, "This side up."

Add enough weight to make it seem realistic.

 

[findingZzero]

Natch!

 

[BGDave]

Midget hookers.......

Something about that arouses my interest.

Cost more than regular?

 

[BuddieReigns]

Yeah, because they have to stand up the whole time...

 

[mom45]

Next time tie up your trash like this and put it in his can!

 

[JettaKnight]

This thread is ripe for spoofing...

 

[Bunnykid68]

Something about that arouses my interest.

Cost more than regular?

Half price

 

[Disposable Heart]

Road flare through their window... Stop the problem before it starts next week. Something about getting a burger today, to gladly pay you for it tomorrow. I don't know... Used to be, you could solve ANY problem by just burning to the ground and calling your insurance company. Apparently that's called fraud or attempted murder or whatever liberal BS they are calling it nowadays.

 

[other dave]

Regardless of the reason. His neighbor should have asked if it was cool, but it's garbage. We're guarding our garbage now? If the guy only has one bag, and I have space left in my garbage can the night before, have at it if it saves you a trip. You have to live next to the guy for years. Is it really worth picking a fight over? Be glad he's not blasting loud music at 3AM, parking his car on your lawn, or letting his dog crap in your flower bed.

I guess what p*ssed me off about it is that he didn't ask and when I went to put one more bag in my can the space was occupied by his bag. If I really wanted to be a d*ck I would have thrown it on his front porch. This is not the 1st time I've had a problem with this neighbor.
Let's see:
Family members parking across the entrance to my driveway.
Almost getting bitten by his mastiff/rott mix (in MY front yard).
Putting out food for all the stray cats in the neighborhood.

I think I have been patient to this point.