Bunnykid68
Grandmaster
Only Hoosiers truly understand the humor.
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> The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected
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> the first woman as President of the United States. .
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> A few days after the election,
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> the president-elect calls her father in Indiana and asks,
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> "So, Dad, I assume you will becoming to my inauguration?"
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> "I don't think so. It's a long drive;
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> your mom isn't as young as she used to be,
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> we'll have the dog with us,
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> and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
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> "Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or
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> another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home,
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> and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
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> "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy.
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> What would your mother wear?"
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> "Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
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> custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
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> "Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods
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> you and your friends like to eat."
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> The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad.
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> The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C.
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> and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free.
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> Dad, I really want you to come."
>
> So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037,
>
> arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
>
> The parents of the new President are seated in the front row .
>
> The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him
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> and leans over and whispers,
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> "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible,
>
>
> becoming President of the United States?"
>
> The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."
>
> Dad says proudly,
>
>
> "Her brother played basketball at IU."
>
> The year is 2036 and the United States has just elected
>
> the first woman as President of the United States. .
>
>
> A few days after the election,
>
> the president-elect calls her father in Indiana and asks,
>
> "So, Dad, I assume you will becoming to my inauguration?"
>
> "I don't think so. It's a long drive;
>
> your mom isn't as young as she used to be,
>
> we'll have the dog with us,
>
> and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
>
> "Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or
>
> another support aircraft to pick you up and take you home,
>
> and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
>
> "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy.
>
> What would your mother wear?"
>
> "Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
>
> custom-made by one of the best designers in New York."
>
> "Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods
>
> you and your friends like to eat."
>
> The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad.
>
> The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C.
>
> and I'll ensure your meals are salt-free.
>
> Dad, I really want you to come."
>
> So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2037,
>
> arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United States.
>
> The parents of the new President are seated in the front row .
>
> The President's dad notices a senator sitting next to him
>
> and leans over and whispers,
>
> "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible,
>
>
> becoming President of the United States?"
>
> The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes I do."
>
> Dad says proudly,
>
>
> "Her brother played basketball at IU."