I wasn't responding you your Glock bash, I was just responding to the umbrella statement that made you look... well... let's face it... stupid. Your statement would be like HICKMAN stating that the 1911 or B.A.R. was a poor design and was useless in battle. Out of line, unbased, and completely foolish.
I'm actually glad you were just baiting, and not serious. I actually believe you are normal again.
Yup, just don't leave your Glock or ice cream in the sun, and all will be good