I have to say that I would enjoy urinating in that urinal. Although the first one like this that I saw a few months back was this one:
But they look a lot more like female lips than male lips.
I was told a story years ago where three men were traveling on foot. The first was of the Hindu faith, the second was Jewish, and the third had no particular religious affiliation; he was a politician. The three of them came upon a farmhouse and asked to stay the night. The homeowner said he had but two beds, and the third man would have to sleep in the barn.
The Jewish man volunteered to do so, and the residents and guests began preparing for bed. The farmer answered a rap at the door to find the Jewish man who said he could not sleep in the barn, as the farmer had a pig there. The Hindu man was quick to swap places with his friend and again, all started doing what they did before bed. Again, the farmer was called to the door, and the Hindu man explained that there was a cow and to share a place with it would violate his religious teachings. The politician saw no option and gathered his belongings, changing places with the Hindu. The lights went out and everyone settled in, until there was a third knock at the door.
It was the cow and the pig.
So you see, Mr. Obama, it has nothing to do with your closeness to Mr. Biden.
Ted Cruz feeds the multitudes:
Ted Cruz feeds the multitudes: