Political funny pictures thread, part V *** If I don't laugh, I'll cry***

[Phase2]

 

[Brad69]

I know this is a picture thread!

The following conversation was with a 22 year old SGT E-5 great guy smart mission oriented not a “dummy”.

“ I am gonna get married”
WTF do you wanna do that for?
“I love her she is special to me” How many kids does she have ?
“ four”
How many daddies?
“Four”
Let me guess she wants you to adopt them?
“Yes but they need a father”
whatever’s going on try to find a woman with less baggage how old is she ?
“30”
so a 30 year old with four kids is your special someone your a idiot!

A dependent ID is a shiny diamond!

 

[Ingomike]

I know this is a picture thread!

The following conversation was with a 22 year old SGT E-5 great guy smart mission oriented not a “dummy”.

“ I am gonna get married”
WTF do you wanna do that for?
“I love her she is special to me” How many kids does she have ?
“ four”
How many daddies?
“Four”
Let me guess she wants you to adopt them?
“Yes but they need a father”
whatever’s going on try to find a woman with less baggage how old is she ?
“30”
so a 30 year old with four kids is your special someone your a idiot!

A dependent ID is a shiny diamond!

I can picture that...

 

[MCgrease08]

I can picture that...

 

[Ingomike]

That is worse than I pictured! Now I won't be able to sleep. Gross...

 

[epeery]

Me too. His buffet routines, vegas, asian, etc were priceless.

Get outta line...

 

[jamil]

I know this is a picture thread!

The following conversation was with a 22 year old SGT E-5 great guy smart mission oriented not a “dummy”.

“ I am gonna get married”
WTF do you wanna do that for?
“I love her she is special to me” How many kids does she have ?
“ four”
How many daddies?
“Four”
Let me guess she wants you to adopt them?
“Yes but they need a father”
whatever’s going on try to find a woman with less baggage how old is she ?
“30”
so a 30 year old with four kids is your special someone your a idiot!

A dependent ID is a shiny diamond!

So what you’re saying. Servicemen don’t punctuate?

 

[churchmouse]

I can picture that...

I have "Seen" this in multiples. And none worked out.

Imagine that.

 

[dudley0]

I miss John Pinnette.

I have tried in the past and still couldn't find it again, but he was in a Ron White celebrates the troops. Had it recorded for a long time. That was my favorite one. It got wiped and I have never been able to find it since.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Me too. His buffet routines, vegas, asian, etc were priceless.

Agree.... Free Weerree...

 

[nonobaddog]

I have tried in the past and still couldn't find it again, but he was in a Ron White celebrates the troops. Had it recorded for a long time. That was my favorite one. It got wiped and I have never been able to find it since.

There is three minutes of it on vimeo. I assume this is only a small part of it.
https://vimeo.com/56720225

 

[patience0830]

There is three minutes of it on vimeo. I assume this is only a small part of it.
https://vimeo.com/56720225

Funny man. Gone too soon.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[nonobaddog]

Winner!!

I owe you rep for that one, the overlords won't let me right now.

 

[Leadeye]

Got him.

 

[nonobaddog]

Thank you! I stole that one to send to my friends and other acquaintances.

 

[Route 45]

 

[Route 45]