MyGlockRocks19
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I deliver pizza, as a second job, for a major pizza chain. I won't say who, but its one of the big ones. I just had an excellent night on the job (see, sarcasm) and want to introduce you to the people that make a simple job a serious pain in the *** sometimes.
A. The people that don't tip the delivery guy.
If you don't tip your delivery guy, you're a jerk. There are a few exceptions to this rule, such as the pizza being way late, the driver appearing drunk or French, or getting a completely different order than you asked for. An just a hint....a dollar is NOT a tip. You may not be aware of this, but delivery drivers for most companies pay for gas, maintenience, and repairs OUT OF POCKET. Our hourly wage is typically BELOW minimum wage, because we are a "tipped" position.
Bottom line, if you can't afford to cough up a few bucks for the driver, you can't afford to have him bring you a pizza. Stop being cheap...and remember, drivers remember the good tippers AND the bad ones.
B. People that send their kids to the door.
Aw, yes, its cute....your 5 year old paying for a pizza ALL BY HIS LITTLE ITTLE SELF! Its cute until the bugger doesn't tip me because he doesn't know any better, or your teenager pockets the tip so he can buy a new pair of emo jeans. I know its hard to get your lazy *** off the couch and come to the door, but if you don't and your kid forgets the gratuity, don't complain when it takes an hour for me to get to you next time.
C. Cops that like to shadow me for MILES.
Stop doing this. I'm not going to drive like a fool in front of you, and yes, I'm very aware you are there. Its distracting for me, and its a waste of your time and my tax dollars. Go find something better to do, like writing $300 tickets for going 5 over in a school zone.
D. "I'm finding my check book, hang on!"
You knew I was coming...it takes at least 15 minutes for me to get there, so try and have the check ready.
E. People that want ALL the change back, coins included.
You are the lowest form of scum in this entire list, including the people that just don't tip. I don't carry around a coin dispenser to accommodate cheap *******s like you, but every once so often I'm forced to go to the nearest gas station and break a bill so I can give you back your 13 cents.
A. The people that don't tip the delivery guy.
If you don't tip your delivery guy, you're a jerk. There are a few exceptions to this rule, such as the pizza being way late, the driver appearing drunk or French, or getting a completely different order than you asked for. An just a hint....a dollar is NOT a tip. You may not be aware of this, but delivery drivers for most companies pay for gas, maintenience, and repairs OUT OF POCKET. Our hourly wage is typically BELOW minimum wage, because we are a "tipped" position.
Bottom line, if you can't afford to cough up a few bucks for the driver, you can't afford to have him bring you a pizza. Stop being cheap...and remember, drivers remember the good tippers AND the bad ones.
B. People that send their kids to the door.
Aw, yes, its cute....your 5 year old paying for a pizza ALL BY HIS LITTLE ITTLE SELF! Its cute until the bugger doesn't tip me because he doesn't know any better, or your teenager pockets the tip so he can buy a new pair of emo jeans. I know its hard to get your lazy *** off the couch and come to the door, but if you don't and your kid forgets the gratuity, don't complain when it takes an hour for me to get to you next time.
C. Cops that like to shadow me for MILES.
Stop doing this. I'm not going to drive like a fool in front of you, and yes, I'm very aware you are there. Its distracting for me, and its a waste of your time and my tax dollars. Go find something better to do, like writing $300 tickets for going 5 over in a school zone.
D. "I'm finding my check book, hang on!"
You knew I was coming...it takes at least 15 minutes for me to get there, so try and have the check ready.
E. People that want ALL the change back, coins included.
You are the lowest form of scum in this entire list, including the people that just don't tip. I don't carry around a coin dispenser to accommodate cheap *******s like you, but every once so often I'm forced to go to the nearest gas station and break a bill so I can give you back your 13 cents.
