I can remember the time I was contracted to fly and land an F84F fighter jet on the SW corner of the courthouse in Terre Haute. Stuck the landing. Quite a feat at a time pre-dating Harrier jump jet technology...
I just hit the lottery for $300,000,000 no it was 350,000,000 this past Wednesday. I noticed Gander Mountain having a grand opening sale, so I thought I would buy some ammo. I picked up 6,000 rounds of .40, 10,000 rounds of 9mm, and 4,000 rounds of .44 mag.
Talked to Johnson Safe and ordered a 6'x6'x30" safe. Thought about it a little more and ordered a 2nd safe the same size. I thought I would have one safe for my money and the other for guns and ammo.
I then realized I have more ammo than I need so I am giving away 5 boxes to INGO members who contact me that need ammo.