I was gonna, but I never did... It would have been legendary, talked of to this day. There would have been pictures, testimonials, stories told to grandchildren. What was it? I was going to take a couple of those big weather balloons, inflate the snot out of them, and tie them at the base of the giant smokestack at Purdue like a pair of nads. Can you imagine the outrage, especially if I got away with it, as I have everything else I actually have done? I won't talk of those things, it's not in the nature of the thread.