I'm going to make a sticker about how wrong you are.
THE HORROR!!LOL. Just saw this. I also have a 96 Strat, and a MK Patriot with (gasp) coiled tapped humbuckers.....
Right tool for the job and all......
Just tried my first Tele a month ago. They are really nice. Who knew (Stayed away because....Bruce)
Here's a nice Tele. You may need eye bleach......(Humbuckers and a tremelo)
https://www.guitarcenter.com/Fender-Custom-Shop/John-5-Telecaster-with-Bigsby-Electric-Guitar.gc
THE HORROR!!
Actually, I also have a Gibson 335. As you said, the right tool for the right job.
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