Don't pay any attention to these people. They're just jerking you around.
Come to think of it, you're right. I wouldn't want to go off half-cocked.....
Massage parlor investigation leads to prostitution arrest | Fox 59
She couldn't "seduce" me if she was the one paying, with a signed confidentiality agreement, after a year in the desert.
Massage parlor investigation leads to prostitution arrest | Fox 59
She couldn't "seduce" me if she was the one paying, with a signed confidentiality agreement, after a year in the desert.
What a waste of tax dollars.
I agree!
I would rather hit my junk with a hammer........
I knew LEO had a dangerous job but I really had no idea how bad it was until now.
He's retired now, but a guy I used to work with thought he wanted to try Vice. He left and I saw him again about 3 months later working DUI. I asked him how Vice was, figuring he was just on a detail or something. He said he'd already left and went to Traffic. I asked why and he told me that he got set up in a hotel room to do a homosexual prostitution sting. He was set up with an advertisement for a 45 minute massage. His first client came, completely disrobed, and laid down. Vice guy started the massage and waited for a solicitation, but nothing happened. He told the guy to flip over and when he did he was (and this is a direct quote) "flying at full mast". Vice asked if he wanted anything else and the guy said no, so he ended up massaging a naked dude with a sundial in his lap for the remainder of the 45 minutes. He then told him time was up and did he want anything else, the guy said "nope, thanks" and got dressed and left. He said at that point he realized he really didn't want to be Vice after all.
BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA!He's retired now, but a guy I used to work with thought he wanted to try Vice. He left and I saw him again about 3 months later working DUI. I asked him how Vice was, figuring he was just on a detail or something. He said he'd already left and went to Traffic. I asked why and he told me that he got set up in a hotel room to do a homosexual prostitution sting. He was set up with an advertisement for a 45 minute massage. His first client came, completely disrobed, and laid down. Vice guy started the massage and waited for a solicitation, but nothing happened. He told the guy to flip over and when he did he was (and this is a direct quote) "flying at full mast". Vice asked if he wanted anything else and the guy said no, so he ended up massaging a naked dude with a sundial in his lap for the remainder of the 45 minutes. He then told him time was up and did he want anything else, the guy said "nope, thanks" and got dressed and left. He said at that point he realized he really didn't want to be Vice after all.
He's retired now, but a guy I used to work with thought he wanted to try Vice. He left and I saw him again about 3 months later working DUI. I asked him how Vice was, figuring he was just on a detail or something. He said he'd already left and went to Traffic. I asked why and he told me that he got set up in a hotel room to do a homosexual prostitution sting. He was set up with an advertisement for a 45 minute massage. His first client came, completely disrobed, and laid down. Vice guy started the massage and waited for a solicitation, but nothing happened. He told the guy to flip over and when he did he was (and this is a direct quote) "flying at full mast". Vice asked if he wanted anything else and the guy said no, so he ended up massaging a naked dude with a sundial in his lap for the remainder of the 45 minutes. He then told him time was up and did he want anything else, the guy said "nope, thanks" and got dressed and left. He said at that point he realized he really didn't want to be Vice after all.
He's retired now, but a guy I used to work with thought he wanted to try Vice. He left and I saw him again about 3 months later working DUI. I asked him how Vice was, figuring he was just on a detail or something. He said he'd already left and went to Traffic. I asked why and he told me that he got set up in a hotel room to do a homosexual prostitution sting. He was set up with an advertisement for a 45 minute massage. His first client came, completely disrobed, and laid down. Vice guy started the massage and waited for a solicitation, but nothing happened. He told the guy to flip over and when he did he was (and this is a direct quote) "flying at full mast". Vice asked if he wanted anything else and the guy said no, so he ended up massaging a naked dude with a sundial in his lap for the remainder of the 45 minutes. He then told him time was up and did he want anything else, the guy said "nope, thanks" and got dressed and left. He said at that point he realized he really didn't want to be Vice after all.
I'm pretty sure there was never a crappy day on my job that was as crappy as this 45 minute "job".
Did he at least get to keep the tip? (I mean the gratuity.)