Here is a definition provided by the always tasteful people at the Urban Dictionary.Wtf is a monkey butt?
Wtf is a monkey butt?
Another candidate for my "stupidity requires mandatory vasectomy" project!
It sounds like your idea was put into practice self-service!
So the guy was adjusting his "gun" which caused his "pistol" to discharge.
"A Southfield man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the penis as he adjusted his gun."
Wonder if he was really trying to discharge his "gun" and got carried away causing his "pistol" to discharge first.
Sorry, couldn't help it!
I wonder if they define recovering as he stops bleeding. I'm guessing there's some things that won't recover. Ouch....
I'm thinking that his penis probably deserved it.