Go to the hardware store and buy some acetone (old-school nail polish remover). Peel off some laminate in select places (or all of it) with a razor blade. With some Q-tips, take enough swipes at any barcodes, making it un-scannable. The ink will come right off and it will just look like you have taken it in and out of your wallet a thousand times.
Order a backup driver's license (~$12) and keep that one in your safe until you use it to fly, vote, etc.
Seems like a lot of trouble to keep people from knowing that you buy booze. I mean, you wouldn't write a check to your dealer and put "For dope" in the memo line. (for those of you old enough to know what checks are. ) Maybe a home brewery/distillery would be easier.
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