Uh, yeah. Just like that. But the instant relief that follows is better than any drug known to man....When it shot out, It was sudden and stung like a butt-clenching jolt of electricity...
Looking back, I'd had symptoms. Frequent peeing, lower back pain. But nothing major. I actually thought I was over whatever was going on.
I was driving to the daughter's house in Virginia. We were on I-70 at around midnight when the real pain hit me and I had to pee NOW. Luckily I was just about to pass the entrance to a rest area and hung a HARD right. That leak hurt. A LOT. But I didn't it pass just yet. I walked out of that bathroom ghost white, in a cold sweat. I told the wife, I think I have a kidney stone.
The next morning I got out of bed with great trepidation and went to pee. No real pain or even discomfort when all of the sudden that butt-clenching jolt of electricity hit me and out he came. The relief that followed made me realize how much pain I'd really been in for quite a while. I think it was just a slow, gradual build up that I learned to live with.
I wouldn't have fished him out of that rest area urinal, but since he was born into my daughter's sparkly clean commode, I fished him out and named him, Bob. Bob, because like another Bob in my life, he was a real pain in the d!ck.
Here's Bob's baby pic...
I swear, he came out sideways.