A tough old cowboy from eastern oregon counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the creamtorium used to be.
( Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?)
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died he left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole where the creamtorium used to be.
( Sorta brings a tear to your eye, don't it?)