Jeremy's Merc outfit...

[jsharmon7]

That's how I drink my cola.

Wouldn't you rather have a large Farva?

 

[stephen87]

I don't want a large Farva. I want a gosh darn literacola.

 

[jeremy]

Do we have a mission statement yet?

Mission Statement:
We will ****ing destroy those we are hired to fight.

 

[halfmileharry]

Mission Statement:
We will ****ing destroy those we are hired to fight.

Or that bring the fight to us

 

[kawtech87]

Do you guys need a good mechanic? My day job gets kinda boring. It would be nice to blow some stuff up in between jobs.

 

[churchmouse]

Looks like the roster is getting filled up.

 

[.45 Dave]

I've already got a pretty sweet pink bicycle helmet with flower stickers. Is this approved gear?

It would go good with the floral wear.

 

[OEF5]

Looks like the roster is getting filled up.

You can't have enough Merc's.

 

[OEF5]

Approved clothing for Males:

Headgear is at Merc's discretion.

Hair is also at Merc's discretion, unless HMFIC says otherwise.

Approved body armour for 88GT and Jetgirl or any other females brave enough to serve in the JACKASS unit.

Body art is at Merc's discretion.

Approved rations.

Approved entertainment.

Approved Military Police.

That is all, carry on.

 

[JetGirl]

Approved body armour for 88GT and Jetgirl or any other females brave enough to serve in the JACKASS unit.

JG will wear what she damn well pleases and it ain't gonna be plastic nerdergear. No plastic gun. No plastic booberage. Peer eee od.

Carry on.

 

[.45 Dave]

Hmm..I forsee a problem with your subordinates Jeremy. Seems like some will not conform to regulations!!

 

[Birds Away]

Hmm..I forsee a problem with your subordinates Jeremy. Seems like some will not conform to regulations!!

First you will have to convince them they are subordinate. Good luck.

 

[.45 Dave]

First you will have to convince them they are subordinate. Good luck.

Maybe JT and 88 could form an Amazon unit? Then they could wear whatever they want. (hoping for black leather)

 

[JetGirl]

08 OG ~ RHIP

 

[Rookie]

JG will wear what she damn well pleases and it ain't gonna be plastic nerdergear. No plastic gun. No plastic booberage. Peer eee od.

Carry on.

What about that same outfit but in Kevlar?

 

[Rookie]

Or latex if we can't find Kevlar?

 

[OEF5]

In the color of your choice?

 

[Rookie]

Or how about, if you don't like your issued clothing, you don't have to wear anything.

 

[ATOMonkey]

nekkid infantry? hhhhmmmm....

 

[.45 Dave]

nekkid infantry? hhhhmmmm....

They could be the shock troops!