Have a read, then think about BEING a theater manager!
5 Job Secrets Of A Movie Theater Grosser Than The Floor | Cracked.com
5 Job Secrets Of A Movie Theater Grosser Than The Floor | Cracked.com
Tell them you're a grown ass man and they aren't the boss of you.
HEY! You need to go sit down with that popcorn. No wandering around from thread to thread with that. You paid for one thread, so take your seat in that thread with your popcorn before I have to insult you and throw you out.
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So, I tell my brother I'm going to the bathroom and then we can buy our cokes and head to the theater room. I go to the bathroom and walk out and my brother is furious. He said one of the kid workers came up and told him he had to either sit down on a bench in the lobby or go to the theater room and sit down but no walking around in the lobby.
So I went up to the desk where the manager was and said who in the hell told my brother he can't walk around out here? The clown manager said they have some kind of policy where you have to go into the theater room and sit or sit down on a bench in the lobby, but no walking around! Then my brother said "Do I look like a f*cking kid? I'm a grown adult!" Then I told the manager I have been there many times the last ten years spending lots of money and buying lots of snacks and I have never been told I could not walk around and waste a few minutes before the movie started.
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I'll be the kid and his manager are .22lr hoarders, too. Bastages.
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"If you run into an a-hole in the morning, you ran into an a-hole. If you run into a-holes all day, you're the a-hole." -Raylan Givens, Justified
lol. Yeah, this thread can be shut down. I'm done. I'm over the movie theater incident. But it's going to be a while before I go back, if I do.