Incident at the homestead

[troycowan]

Find the nearest illegal immigrant and give him the license as a Christmas present. It's the American dream after all.

haha no joke im sure they would love that

 

[ghitch75]

that guy is a zipper head for listenin' to his kid.......i'm sure he's a great dad!!!

 

[IndyBeerman]

Santa knows if you've been bad or good.

This is great, made me spew diet coke up my nose. not great when you're on a PC in the workplace breakroom.

Gonna print this out when I get home.

Indy Beerman...

Let me know if you really want to go though with the manure in his yard. I have a friend and neighbor that has a 30,000 Sow hog operation... Just saying...

Thanks for the offer, but I think his wife is going to make it miserable enough, doing this would be stooping to his leve, now that I have thought about it.

 

[jeremy]

Thanks for the offer, but I think his wife is going to make it miserable enough, doing this would be stooping to his leve, now that I have thought about it.

LOL... yeah you are probably right...

Just tell me it would not be fun to spray 10,000 gallons of liquid Hog manure in his yard though...

 

[Dsgnr_81]

Wow, thanks for the laugh. All jokes aside, you handled things great. Way to keep your cool. As has been mentioned before on this thread, neighbor wars rarely turn out well. You should have him over for a beer sometime, show him you're the bigger man. Just be sure to point out where the restrooms are as soon as he comes by.

 

[360]

So far, this has been The.Greatest.Story.Ever.Told. on INGO.

 

[hardtrailz400]

I had to share this with some guys at work. This is a classic.

 

[E5RANGER375]

yep i agree best and funiest ever!!

 

[stanicus]

You really need to call the police. Luckily he left "evidence". If he gets a case of the smarts and reports his ID stolen, you could be in a world of "poo"

 

[hardtrailz400]

You really need to call the police. Luckily he left "evidence". If he gets a case of the smarts and reports his ID stolen, you could be in a world of "poo"

You didnt read the whole thread apparently.

 

[pig957]

You all are making me feel bad. My first thought was to package up the poop, put that guy's return address on it, and mail it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I'm fairly certain the secret service guys would have a hard time believing that this guy had somehow lost physical control of a batch of his personal crap.

Obama wants a healthcare package delivered before the Easter recess -- better hurry and get in the mail!

 

[IndyBeerman]

LOL... yeah you are probably right...

Just tell me it would not be fun to spray 10,000 gallons of liquid Hog manure in his yard though...

If I was going to do something devious, liqud would not be the way to go, remember I would not want to peeve the people around him, I got to see them also!

But I do know someone who has a Dig-it (front loader/backhoe)
and the thought of a 10,000 gallons of liquid Hog manure moat would be hilarious.

Imagine him having to do the backstroke to get in and out. He's really lucky on two counts of my shoulder beng hurt, I was much more passive than I would have been if I would have been healthy, and with my warped sense of humor at times retaliation would have been in 30 minutes or less.

So as painfull as the shoulder hurts at times, it's a good thing that is was. It keep me ME out of trouble.

 

[Glock32j]

This is the funnist fn story i have ever read. Everday i would throw my dogs crap in his yard and porch and definatly under his driver door handle too.

 

[emsdial911]

I would have left him squatting with his pants down untill the police showed up!

I would not only call the police but your home owners association involved if you live in a subdivision. The homeowners assoc. Would not take it lightly.

 

[longbow]

call the police
you have his dna
and getting a protective order will be real easy

if you don't your only going to see it increase.

It took me telling a judge I will do whatever it takes to protect my family when we had a protective order issue a few years back-then they guy stopped being an a******

 

[Jack Ryan]

In that situation he had every reason to aim a gun at the guy. He could have been a real psycho and been waiting for him to walk around the corner and then shot him. Its his property and he had every right to do that. I would have made him sit there and wait for the police. If i was his neighbor I would have enjoyed the hell out of watching that unfold though!

As described here you are correct. Regardless of the accuracy of the story told here, do you think the only other party to actually be involved would give the same account of the situation in court?

 

[92FS]

It sounds like the wife is handling this situation much more effectively than the police would. Although I agree it would have been a good idea to at least report it to the police and get a record made at the time of the incident. After the wife's followup though it doesn't sound like you will be needing to reference a police record in the future.

 

[elaw555]

So far, this has been The.Greatest.Story.Ever.Told. on INGO.

It can't be...no bacon was involved!

 

[360]

It can't be...no bacon was involved!

Doesn't matter. Turds trump bacon in stories.

 

[wtfd661]

You all are making me feel bad. My first thought was to package up the poop, put that guy's return address on it, and mail it to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I'm fairly certain the secret service guys would have a hard time believing that this guy had somehow lost physical control of a batch of his personal crap.

All other suggestions lose to this one.