Nah, not LPD. LPD is so young they all want those nasty "energy drinks" that the youngsters guzzle.
Isn't that the stuff that makes you stab people and chew their faces off? Anyway, this seems pretty harrowing. Keep us posted. By the way, I let ATM know you were pretty hungry, maybe dying, so he and Rhino are probably coming to save you right now, I guess.