mydoghasfleas
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I would ask him what he wanted, (as my dog goes by me to check him out of course) thats just common sense, and common courtesy.
Buy this time I am sure he would then retort with "I want that dolberman of yours to stop humping me".
To which my reply would be along the lines of "Well you humped me first"
Then we would have a laugh and he would say "good point!" And I would say "No, good dog!"
We would then tell stories until late and then maybe go T.P. or egg some houses, you know, bonding type of stuff.
One of us would get the bright idea to go to the white house and light a bag (made out of recycled paper of course) full of manure on fire and ring the doorbell, then run to a safe distance and watch.
We would laugh and laugh as Joe Biden tried to stomp out the fire (he would be compelled too because of it releasing all that CO2 in the atmosphere!) and then laugh even more as his discovered his soiled shoes!
Then when Michelle came outside to see what all the ruckus was we would have to run. Once safely away, Barrack would say she deserved it for giving out veggetables for haloween treats. And I would aggree.
It would all be so grand, and when it was all over at the twighlight of the following morning, he would turn to his SS guy and say "Im done with this guy" then I would never be heard from again and never get to post my awesome story on ingo for you all to read.
So now if I dissappear, you will all know that Obama must have come knocking on my front door, and exactly what happened as a result.
Buy this time I am sure he would then retort with "I want that dolberman of yours to stop humping me".
To which my reply would be along the lines of "Well you humped me first"
Then we would have a laugh and he would say "good point!" And I would say "No, good dog!"
We would then tell stories until late and then maybe go T.P. or egg some houses, you know, bonding type of stuff.
One of us would get the bright idea to go to the white house and light a bag (made out of recycled paper of course) full of manure on fire and ring the doorbell, then run to a safe distance and watch.
We would laugh and laugh as Joe Biden tried to stomp out the fire (he would be compelled too because of it releasing all that CO2 in the atmosphere!) and then laugh even more as his discovered his soiled shoes!
Then when Michelle came outside to see what all the ruckus was we would have to run. Once safely away, Barrack would say she deserved it for giving out veggetables for haloween treats. And I would aggree.
It would all be so grand, and when it was all over at the twighlight of the following morning, he would turn to his SS guy and say "Im done with this guy" then I would never be heard from again and never get to post my awesome story on ingo for you all to read.
So now if I dissappear, you will all know that Obama must have come knocking on my front door, and exactly what happened as a result.
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