If I won the powerball....

[public servant]

I told the little woman to get some bags packed in case we win. She said, "Ohhhhh, are we going on vacation?" I said, "You are."

 

[Slider]

I think my first purchase would be a bucket of beans......eat it all....and do a little cropdusting at the next 1500.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I think my first purchase would be a bucket of beans......eat it all....and do a little cropdusting at the next 1500.

With all your new found friends you can have a whole posse of crop dusters.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I would buy 292 million tickets for the next powerball over 585 mil

 

[rambone]

I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

 

[Vigilant]

Buy INGO, crash the Bentley, turn the servers off for 48 hours, and sit back and watch the world as we know it end!

 

[Bigtanker]

Buy INGO, crash the Bentley, turn the servers off for 48 hours, and sit back and watch the world as we know it end!

Don't forget to shoot the ferrets.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I'd buy a go pro, 3,000 hummingbirds and then release them in someone's garage.

 

[Spear Dane]

I would buy a toilet paper mill and a chain of funeral homes.

 

[bonkers1919]

Change my first and last name, twice, making the task of finding me more difficult. Set up several LLC's, to "hide money" for any lawsuits and dirtbags. Take a month's vacation to a place with warm water, cold drinks and privacy. Take the time to think of who, what when and how I would help. My monetary help would be for people that thru no fault of their own need help.

When I get back, I would spend 100 K on myself. Not that I need anything but the shopping spree would make me realize how much money I do have.

There is one purchase I would definitely make. A few toys for the next BIG SANDY. Then allow kids, not adults shoot for free.

 

[funeralweb]

I'd guarantee minimal news coverage of my being the big winner by announcing my nationwide Independent write-in candidacy for POTUS just in time to ride to victory in the early primaries, answering every question with "%@$& establishment politics, %@$& Mrs. Cli****, %@$& Ber***, %@$& etc. ". Then, assuming I didn't become POTUS due to too many sheeple continuing to vote for the same tired lies of establishment politicians, I'd disappear to a nice secluded spot off grid, preferably accessible only by divine wisdom, with a poo-load of Class III weapons and matching suppressors to play with until it's time to feed the buzzards..

 

[funeralweb]

I would buy a toilet paper mill and a chain of funeral homes.

I would also GIVE Spear my funeral home.

 

[ArmedNerds]

I've got my plans, who I'd help, how I'd take care of things, but the general gist of it? I'd disappear like a fart in the wind. The very first thing that would happen is I tell no one other than the wife, sign the ticket, scan it and save it to several spots, and purchase burner phones. And get a lawyer.

 

[ajeandy]

With $1.4 billion you could do, buy, or own anything you want. I do need a new pair of tennis shoes.

Joe Hogsett is that you?

 

[ajeandy]

Buncha hookers and cocaine for me.

 

[nakinate]

I'd find creative ways to give it away to deserving people. I'd keep at least 100 mil for myself though. It won't happen though. You have to play to win.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I'd give a million dollars to everyone who's ever given me rep.

 

[wagyu52]

I'd buy Power Ball, screw winning the lotto I want to own the lotto.
Some serious cash being made in the last week and a half.

 

[nakinate]

I'd give a million dollars to everyone who's ever given me rep.

Well played!

 

[rob63]

I'd give a million dollars to everyone who's ever given me rep.

Rep inbound.