I hate commercials

[ljadayton]

i rock a fake claymore thank you very much


oh wait ..... i mean i did. its on a shelf in the garage for now. Im looking for a new truck still , or maybe a jeep

then what should be hanging from the bottom of my truck? fake uterus? ovaries?

 

[E5RANGER375]

then what should be hanging from the bottom of my truck? fake uterus? ovaries?

since your a woman, a ballsack would be perfectly understandable you could really make it hit home by adding half a paycheck stub

 

[ljadayton]

since your a woman, a ballsack would be perfectly understandable you could really make it hit home by adding half a paycheck stub

but then I'd need to find someone to, um, volunteer to...donate...theirs

 

[E5RANGER375]

but then I'd need to find someone to, um, volunteer to...donate...theirs

im done with mine. you can have them

 

[ljadayton]

im done with mine. you can have them

yeah, I don't think your wife would appreciate that much

 

[E5RANGER375]

yeah, I don't think your wife would appreciate that much

she knows they are retired I dont plan on having anymore kids. Id replace the real ones with balls made of titanium. if i got in a fight I could just swing them like a hammer, and take punches to the groin all day long. it would be magical

 

[ljadayton]

she knows they are retired I dont plan on having anymore kids.

wow this thread took an ugly turn

 

[ljadayton]

she knows they are retired I dont plan on having anymore kids. Id replace the real ones with balls made of titanium. if i got in a fight I could just swing them like a hammer

NICE visual in the edit...


and disturbing lmao in the re edit

 

[E5RANGER375]

NICE visual in the edit...

and more edit

this has inspired me

 

[ljadayton]

and more edit

this has inspired me

You're welcome I do what I can

 

[Zephri]

I haven't seen a full commercial in about 6 years, when cable went bye bye so did those annoying ads.

Loosing cable tv was the best thing that ever happened.

 

[LEaSH]

I just saw the commercial for the robotic pot stirrer.

I know it's chinese junk. But I want one anyway.

 

[CountryBoy19]

Gah... now try that with your wife... sometimes I swear my 24 yo wife is still 6...

Pillow pets... probably similar to a happy napper... she absolutely begged me for one for Christmas... WTF?

You're 24, why do you need a "Pillow Pet"?

Now it sits on a chair in a room that we don't use collecting dust... with all of her other stuffed animals and such....

Hey, if she wants useless stuff for Christmas etc thats her problem, I'll just keep asking for practical things.

 

[Blackhawk2001]

then what should be hanging from the bottom of my truck? fake uterus? ovaries?

Just get yourself a 2" hitch. That's all the statement you need...

 

[ljadayton]

Just get yourself a 2" hitch. That's all the statement you need...

trailer hitch? Done