I could send my neighbor over and he could crack the column and drive it away.
Never happened. Dad caught wind of my shenanigans and promptly shut me down.
While he's there we could hold him down and feed him a dead rat. Or, a McRib. Your choice.I could send my neighbor over and he could crack the column and drive it away.
While he's there we could hold him down and feed him a dead rat. Or, a McRib. Your choice.
Now that's a win/win solution!Fwiw, if you set it on fire, the fire department will move it for you.