- Mar 10, 2008
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My method:
1. Lure cat into a suitable strong sack or bag containing a tasty treat and something really heavy like a bowling ball or some bricks.
2. Close sack/bag as soon as cat is inside, or nearly inside.
3. Proceed to nearest deep body of water.
4. Insert sack/bag into water.
5. Leave.
You would leave?? Seriously?? You heartless bastard!! How could you leave a perfectly good bowling ball and/or bricks in the water like that? You sicken me.....
I hate you both. *grumble*
Oh come on now, I love cats!
Especially on a nice bed of lettuce or in a stew!
what do you think the meat at the china buffet is .... kitty on a stick
what do you think the meat at the china buffet is .... kitty on a stick
what do you think the meat at the china buffet is .... kitty on a stick
LOL, good stuff Karl.
I couldn't imagine owning a cat.