GUNS OR WOMEN

[jkrjrn]

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman.....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for backup.

#6. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

#5. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#4. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#3. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#2. Gun function normally every day of the month.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

 

[Mgderf]

Where's that little oriental girl saying, " Why not both?"

 

[actaeon277]

11) guns are less maintenance

 

[Methane Herder]

11) guns are less maintenance

Webster's would imply that there is little difference between maintenance and servicing. But there is!

MH

 

[SAILORGOLF46]

You can remove a gun from your life much easier.

 

[tcecil88]

Guns are way cheaper and you'll probably enjoy being around them more. When you want to play with one, it doesn't give you 15 excuses why it can't.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Run your ramrod up and down a gun barrel and it's not all nasty when you're done.

 

[KARP]

You always regret the guns you let get away.

 

[Remington 90T]

It won't cost you half of everything you own when you want to get rid of it.

 

[jkrjrn]

Hahaha

 

[johntheplinker]

Run your ramrod up and down a gun barrel and it's not all nasty when you're done.

I can see you've not shot much black powder.

 

[armalitesheepdog]

When your sick of it you can sell it and get a new one.

 

[Michigan Slim]

I can see you've not shot much black powder.

Thousands and thousands of rounds, actually. Both loose and cartridge. But, try black, never go back does not apply to me.

 

[2tonic]

Unless it's a Turnbull custom, guns don't register on the hot/crazy matrix.

 

[Max Volume]

The second serves one purpose and one purpose only.

 

[Mongo59]

Saying you have two 45's can either be a reason for congratulations or commiseration...

 

[Hkindiana]

You can take apart a gun and bury it in the backyard without fear of arrest

 

[radar8756]

If you say a Gun fell overboard when you were Fishing two years ago ... Nobody questions it

 

[KittySlayer]

The government is not supposed to keep a list of the serial numbers on your guns.