I commend the...............women........in the top row, for the thorough preventative measures they've taken to avoid inadvertently becoming a mother. It's a bold and effective strategy.
In practice, it renders the "need for abortion on demand" redundant, much like a padlock on a hand grenade.
A dangerously explosive scenario is made completely safe by the "pin" they've chosen to use.
As for the lovely creatures in the lower row............I recommend constitutional carry as a method to remain chaste, and able to fit into those bikini's.