May be it will all be funnier again, later.
Back to your original question, I think everyone here has missed the obvious choice. Being that it is a cooking show you should defend yourself with PEPPER spray. Might add some hot sauce in as well.
HEY YOU..YEAH YOU..COME HERE DONUT.... YOU CALL THIS SLOP RISOTTO??? SHUT IT DOWN!!!I want some risotto.
think we can get a gov grant to study this further?
HEY YOU..YEAH YOU..COME HERE DONUT.... YOU CALL THIS SLOP RISOTTO??? SHUT IT DOWN!!!
thank you thank you..Ill be here all week