KittySlayer
Grandmaster
Cause all the corona Karens on your plan are obsessively testing themselves for no reason.
I see a meme coming for this phrase. Maybe a specialty imprint mask to p'off all the Karens.
Korana Karens
Cause all the corona Karens on your plan are obsessively testing themselves for no reason.
That's the plan!Between paying for people’s welfare and health I’m losing money by working.
Yeah that "free" word gets thrown around a lot.4 “free” COVID-19 tests my ass! If we haven’t paid for them already we sure as hell will down the road. Or our kids and grandkids will long after we are dead and gone.
Just got the email from my boss... (sigh...)Don't bother with the alarm. There will probably be a Government Public Safety Alert blasted to everyone's phones when the website opens.
Post of the year ^^^.I'm sure it'll provide a new crisis for the weak minded, thin skinned terror addicts to run around screaming about.
"OH GOD!?!?!?!? I SNEEZED AND I FEAR I MIGHT HAVE THE CORONADELTOMICRON VARIANT AND I CAN'T GET A TEST TO CONFIRM IT!!! I FEAR I MIGHT CONTAMINATE MY GRAND CHILDREN WHO LIVE IN HAWAII AND THEIR DEATHS WILL BE MY FAULT BECAUSE SOME GUY THREE BLOCKS OVER DIDN'T GET VACCINATED SO NOW MY VACCINES AND BOOSTERS DON'T WORK!!"
I could actually roll with that contrarian theory. Would not surprise me as the masses of normies love them some free crap. Weak minded and as a late friend used to say, "never underestimate the stupidity of the American people". Damn.I'm going to take a contrarian view. I predict that not only will this be a success, but it will be the turn-around point in Joe Biden's approval numbers like the Oklahoma City Bombing did for Clinton. My wife is excited about it. My boss is excited about it. People who hate Joe Biden are excited about it.
Gotta give him credit - ol' Joe finally listened to someone, and scored a Home Run. This will be like Cash for Clunkers from Obama. Even people who hate him will send off and get this "free benefit."
"The President Feels Your Fear; and he's Doing Something About It."
I'm sure it'll provide a new crisis for the weak minded, thin skinned terror addicts to run around screaming about.
"OH GOD!?!?!?!? I SNEEZED AND I FEAR I MIGHT HAVE THE CORONADELTOMICRON VARIANT AND I CAN'T GET A TEST TO CONFIRM IT!!! I FEAR I MIGHT CONTAMINATE MY GRAND CHILDREN WHO LIVE IN HAWAII AND THEIR DEATHS WILL BE MY FAULT BECAUSE SOME GUY THREE BLOCKS OVER DIDN'T GET VACCINATED SO NOW MY VACCINES AND BOOSTERS DON'T WORK!!"
I might order some, test the horses, goats, dogs and the rabbit. Because science.
Did it blow his mind?One of my friends was complaining about taxes.
I asked him why he kept voting for "free" things.
Because they are why he was paying so much.
I think he's slowing seeing the light.Did it blow his mind?