Kirk Freeman
Grandmaster
Oh, and there's more.
Did he watch a single frickin' episode of Ozarks? How can he be THAT bad at money laundering?
The Town Marshal of Lynhurst, Indiana (which was dissolved as a town in 1988) can trace that dough. He would have been better off keeping it in his mattress or like in a storage until like Breaking Bad (you know, on the pallet).
So many ways to hide that, it never occurred to him that someone else might be Sheriff some day? Or like a County Commissioner would have more than 7 brain cells?
Did he think Boss Hogg was a moron? The real Boss Hogg was a literal genius, a polyglot who got a BA at 18.