Been real nice knowing you all.

[Tactically Fat]

Well, most of you.

Anyhow - may not be around here much longer.

I bought my wife a salad spinner and some spatulas for Christmas.

 

[Bigtanker]

Get her a new sweeper, treadmill a membership to WW to seal the deal!!

 

[Chewie]

Well, most of you.

Anyhow - may not be around here much longer.

I bought my wife a salad spinner and some spatulas for Christmas.

Got you beat! Bought my wife some food safe cut resistant gloves and a Danish wisk! Luckily I already have a good full face helmet and my wife doesn't know the combo to the gun safe. Should be a relatively safe Christmas.

 

[jagee]

I gave my wife an imitation Yeti cup for water like a month ago and said Merry Christmas. That's all she's getting.

 

[Gaffer]

How in the world is she going to be able to make you sandwiches with those tools?

 

[jaymark6655]

Not kidding, bought her a toaster. Even worse, it showed up to the door not in a box. Thanks Amazon. Might be buying her something else so I have something she can unwrap Christmas morning.

 

[2A_Tom]

You misspelled sammich.

 

[JettaKnight]

Well, most of you.

Anyhow - may not be around here much longer.

I bought my wife a salad spinner and some spatulas for Christmas.

I made the mistake of buying my wife that sort of stuff before I realized that she has no interest in cooking - she's never let it go.

 

[JettaKnight]

How in the world is she going to be able to make you sandwiches with those tools?

Well, you can't make a reuben without a spatula.


I'm pretty sure you can run bacon in a salad spinner to remove excess fat.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I got her the Dyson 10 or 11 years ago.

Talk about a sucky gift.

 

[JCSR]

My wife tried the old "I don't really need anything so don't bother" trick on me this year. I de-coded that as a nice necklace and matching ear rings. Don't be fooled people!

 

[JettaKnight]

I got her the Dyson 10 or 11 years ago.

Talk about a sucky gift.

Ditto.

But now she wants a new one - because the perfect good & working one is old.

 

[gregkl]

Fortunately my wife is not into jewelry or shoes. She is perfectly fine with getting any type of gift if it is something she wants.

This year it's a new iPhone to replace her 5 with a broken screen.

Last year it was a Dyson! She loves it and I still get to buy gun stuff!

 

[Nazgul]

Got my wife a step ladder with hand rails. Seriously, it was what she wanted. She is happy. Which is good, a Hoosier farm girl is nothing to trifle with.

Don

 

[KellyinAvon]

Got my wife a step ladder with hand rails. Seriously, it was what she wanted. She is happy. Which is good, a Hoosier farm girl is nothing to trifle with.

Don

Not just Washington County, but Brown Township. Don't mess with those folks

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Meat grinder for the Kitchen Aid thingamajig. Found out this morning she hates the Kitchen Aid thingamajig.

Also got her a super duper pool float.

I think I'm screwed.

 

[maxwelhse]

There's still time to hit the ATM and fill that salad spinner with pocket lettuce. Zero to hero in about $200...?

Bonus fun if you get it all in singles.

 

[NKBJ]

Bird house for her garden area, an Eleanor Burns quilt design book, big read thermometer for a porch post out back of the kitchen window... got stuff wrapped and under the tree. And then there's her birthday coming up really soon.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Well, most of you.

Anyhow - may not be around here much longer.

I bought my wife a salad spinner and some spatulas for Christmas.

well after what you did to the last, you did owe her...

 

[Tyler-The-Piker]