GGF is banned because he hasn't got here yet to keep Ted in line.
Ted is banned for forgetting that this is a family program.
GGF is granted amnesty to keep Ted in line while I go walk my dog and ride the trail. Don't be afraid to tase him if he acts up.
GGF is banned for having to look at the dictionary to determine this.
GG is banned for thinking that she is Governor.
Ted is banned for blaming his naughtiness on a girl.
Ted is banned for starting the week off with snide comments. If I had something witty to work with I could make a witty response.