Assault Rifle Owners Have Tiny Penises!

[hopper68]

I must be going to the wrong ranges. The usual questions where I go are what gun/caliber and what ammo. Never have I asked or been asked about size of my "equipment". Never heard of a nude or bottomless range.

Made me think of Sam Kinison's bit about what to say to a woman who says your package is tiny. All I will say on INGO is he said to use it in a different spot.

 

[Rottweiler and Handgun]

He's right. I just checked. Mine measures 7.62.

 

[ZX-14R]

He's right. I just checked. Mine measures 7.62.

I can't tell if mine measures 5.56 or .223

 

[churchmouse]

I can't tell if mine measures 5.56 or .223

HHhhmmmmm

 

[jamil]

If double standards are your thing.

I suppose if your vision only renders in black and white you'll probably think that.

 

[hornadylnl]

I suppose if your vision only renders in black and white you'll probably think that.

I don't like to give credibility to an argument and then complain when that same argument is used against me.

 

[theweakerbrother]

Mine must be bigger `an yourn. I only wants me a .50BMG.

If you've got a million rounds of ammo... Hell, if you've for 10,000 rounds of ammo stored in any single location within your home, you'd better have some form of fire suppression equipment installed in the same place.

Why? I bet I have 10K of .22LR scattered throughout my house. Please don't call the BATFE on me!

**EDIT**

Crap. I see hornadylnl already beat me to it.

 

[hornadylnl]

Why? I bet I have 10K of .22LR scattered throughout my house. Please don't call the BATFE on me!

**EDIT**

Crap. I see hornadylnl already beat me to it.

. I didn't show all of it. Just 10,001 of one kind of ammo.

 

[paddling_man]

I hereby challenge Todd Hartley to a contest involving a yardstick. Let's just see there, metro.

 

[TWS]

How small is tiny...he might be right????

 

[Jarhead77]

.223 when sleepin' and 5.56 when awake?

 

[Ted]

It is readily apparent that Todd Hartley has a fixation upon tiny penises. Otto Fenichel would have an entire series of medical journal articles studying this joker.

Misery enjoys miserable company, and methinks that he's vying for a multitude of companionship.

 

[Armed-N-Ready]

Why is he concerned about the size of my penis?

 

[Ted]

Why is he concerned about the size of my penis?

He wants to date you.

 

[CathyInBlue]

So, if this is the case my 110 CI Super charged Harley (Nitrous injected) indicates I have a tiny weeny. I will have to check. Get back with you. Need to look in the mirror.

Then what does my `81 Suzuki GS550LX say about me?

 

[7urtle]

motion in the ocean

 

[Timcor3]

Isn't there two types from Colorado? And I dont see any horns on them!

 

[actaeon277]

I gotta tell ya, I think he's right.
I mean, how big do your brass ones gotta be, if a gun fight comes to you, and you're confident you can "Kung Fu" your way out?

 

[Bigtanker]

Then what does my `81 Suzuki GS550LX say about me?

Or my 87 Kaw Ninja 250?

 

[Paul30]

So what are Women with these sporty rifles compensating for, other than recoil. I guess these rifles are just, well, good looking well functioning rifles.