*Wake up at 3am for my morning shift
*It's dark in my concrete tube - no lights; need to be green
*Walk 4 miles to work- no car; need to cut down on emissions
*Get in my cage at Amazon
*Lunch time - eat bugs
*Get home 9pm
*Dinner time - eat bugs
*Weep
*Go to sleep
Live in a sewer.
Work in a sewer.
Eat like a sewer rat.
I'm seeing a pattern here.