Would I what.
Would I what.
My wife tricked me with that one once.
Totally... I mean TOTALLY HOT chick sitting next to us at the beach. My wife makes the comment about how hot the chick was. Before even thinking about what was going on, I agreed with her with like "Oh ya. She's smoking hot." The second it left my mouth I knew I just stepped in it.
It was a long drive home.
Where's that meme where the guy knows he can't turn around to look at the hot girl, cause his woman is looking at him
What are they doing up there? We have no idea. But given how bad things are going on Earth—between the global rise of fascism, the deaths of children in American concentration camps, and the disastrous fires in the Amazon—here’s hoping that the Air Force is developing some kind of human escape plan.
Civilian drones — as weaponised by ISIS — automatically 'boomerang' back to their point of launch when they start to run out of power.
They are programmed to return to prevent owners losing their machines.
Im just trying to read about a f'in spaceship...
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'Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days, officials say'
https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-septic-tank-trapped-sewage
I heard she was so worried she crapped her pants.
I suppose you could file this under "work accident":
ISIS fighter killed by drone bomb he was operating after it ran low on battery and flew back
This one is for the rage mob. Chappelle is SPOT ON! (VERY strong language warning)
https://www.redstate.com/brandon_mo...ppell-making-fun-trump-till-drops-truth-bomb/
Broken link.
Here you go.
At a wedding
I'm unsure as to what a "whip" and/or "nay-nay" is, or a "stanky leg". But these children seem to know.
There are also very young ones doing fortnite dances. Would it be considered assault if I were to hit them for this public display of embarrassment