Are You Going To Be Home For The Next Couple Of Days?

[sepe]

Add me

Top of the list, bold, and underlined twice.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Top of the list, bold, and underlined twice.

Thank you

 

[hoosierdoc]

That is a bit odd. You should have made up some chemical name and asked if he could use that on your flutes you have all over your basement. If he says absolutely then you shoot him. If he says he doesn't know that chemical or pest, add him to your google calendar viewers.

 

[hooky]

That is a bit odd. You should have made up some chemical name and asked if he could use that on your flutes you have all over your basement. If he says absolutely then you shoot him. If he says he doesn't know that chemical or pest, add him to your google calendar viewers.

See, that's the weak point in your scenario. I don't use Google calendar.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

You gotta be NWC to do that.

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[tatic05]

"Are you kidding me? Get your smart aleck ass off my porch and out of my yard."

Do you own a green Ford Gran Torino? Maybe a S&W Model 29?

 

[Mosinowner]

Do you own a green Ford Gran Torino? Maybe a S&W Model 29?

O god this is about to get entertaining

 

[repeter1977]

Do you own a green Ford Gran Torino? Maybe a S&W Model 29?

two awesome movies. I do own the M1, so I can do the whole, get off my lawn line
Great lines in that movie, but a lot that you cant seem to say at work.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hokey smokes, a bug guy? I had a crew of Mormons wetting their pants one time. This guy would've done a burnout getting out of here.

 

[findingZzero]

Sounds like they need a place to cook some blue crystal.......

"Hi. I can't come to the phone right now. I'm either target practicing in the back yard, or in the basement cleaning my weapons...."

 

[hornadylnl]

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Neighborhood Watch Captain

 

[hoosierdoc]

See, that's the weak point in your scenario. I don't use Google calendar.

But he doesn't know that and you'd need to get his email...

People used to not make their calendars private and you could crash all kinds of cool bachelorette parties

 

[hooky]

Do you own a green Ford Gran Torino? Maybe a S&W Model 29?

No, but I did have my pants pulled up rather high.

 

[Ricnzak]

You should have stood your ground and shot him. You know, preemptive strike and all. Now because you didn't he is going to burgle your neighbor's house.

This is great advice!!! One of the reasons I love this site.

 

[AXE835]

Do you own a green Ford Gran Torino? Maybe a S&W Model 29?

for u sir

 

[AXE835]

O god this is about to get entertaining

yep it just mite

 

[Tactical Dave]

Should have been like this,

A FLUSH OUT? GREAT!!!! I DROPED THIS HUGE TURD IN THE CAN AND I MEAN IT IS HUGE, LIKE THE SIZE OF A MONSTER BURRIOTO, SO BIG THAT HALF OF IT IS STICKING OUT OF THE WATER AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FLUSH IT OUT AND THE WIFE IS FURRIOUS.... CAN YOU HELP???

 

[miguel]

Same thing happened to me last week. Told him to take a hike.

Then two dudes, professing to be selling books, knocked on our door yesterday. Five minutes later, two cop cars were across the street interviewing the young entrepreneurs...

Told Mrs. Miguel they were casing the joint and to NOT open the door for anyone, ever, unless I'm standing next to her with the Mossy.

 

[sepe]

Should have been like this,

A FLUSH OUT? GREAT!!!! I DROPED THIS HUGE TURD IN THE CAN AND I MEAN IT IS HUGE, LIKE THE SIZE OF A MONSTER BURRIOTO, SO BIG THAT HALF OF IT IS STICKING OUT OF THE WATER AND I CAN'T SEEM TO FLUSH IT OUT AND THE WIFE IS FURRIOUS.... CAN YOU HELP???

You mean this isn't normal for you? This is what I normally see when I hop off the throne...

 

[Tactical Dave]

You mean this isn't normal for you? This is what I normally see when I hop off the throne...

Yours has string hanging out? Might want to see Hoosierdoc about that haha.