a clockwork orange"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van."
"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."
a clockwork orange"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van."
"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."
"I told 'em what you told me to tell 'em. I told 'em-- I told 'em we were-- I was in sanitation. They didn't go for it."
"Sanitation?!?"
"Yeah."
"I told you to tell 'em you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation!"
"Wait, what,.. you didn't tell..."
"No, I told you to say you had TB and you was in a sanitarium and you was cured!"
"That was,.... when did you tell me that?"
"Come on, you should have kept your mouth shut anyway. They'd have thought you was a horse and let you out!"
Scarface"Colorful? What color is a crawling louse? Say, listen, that's the attitude of too many morons in this country."
"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
The Pick of Destiny"Oh, the dragon's b&$%s were blazin' as I stepped into his cave"
"Don't worry, son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy."
"Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."
"Well, let's play chess"
The Chinese Connection"There's only one thing you have to do. Pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in."
"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."
The Onion Movie"The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity."
Guess I'll have to answer my own, it's The Net"You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married."
"What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
"They're called boobs, Ed."
Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"
Hackers"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."
SunsetHackers
It's all true, give or take a lie or two.
My Fellow Americans"Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush."
"If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion."