the green mile"I'm a done tom turkey!"
Aliens"Get away from her you B1#&h!"
"You're reading one of my books... I thought you were strictly Proust and Dostoevsky?"
"Well, I could not go to sleep last night and I knew this would help."
Her Alibi
"Not my daughter you b!7ch!"
" Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. "
"...And like that .....He's gone."
"he didn't get out of the cocka-doody car!"
Cool as Ice...Misery
"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
"I'm the one telling you how it is."
Ratman... er I mean Batman"Disposing a pre-atomic submarine to persons who don't even leave their full addresses... Good day, Admiral!"
the beverly hillbillies"Son, I want you to close your eyes for a minute. Now, imagine I've taken away your allowance, your cellphone, your car and cut you out of my will. How do you see your future?"
"Flipping frozen cow parts at Burger King?"
"And people say you're stupid."
Memento"i take it i've told you about my condition."
"only every time i see you."
Memento
"Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?"
"Dunno."
"You can put a silencer on a gun."
"You people look like the wooden hobby horse with fake hair toys kind of people. Yep I was right creepy hobby horse with fake hair there it is"