"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
Die Hard
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."
The Fifth ElementDie Hard
"Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
Tell me where John is and I'll finish you quick. I promise you won't have to find out what your left ball tastes like.
Wagons East"Untie them, Big Snake That Makes Women Faint!"
"This **** is so bad, it'll put a hump on a camel's back."
Robin Hood: Men in Tights"Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our tights!"
"I think they're from the government."
"How do you know?"
"They're wearing shoes."
Love A First Bite
"What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?"
"They force me to live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? Noooo!"
Alien"You admire it!"
"I admire its purity."
"Please step away from the nuclear warhead."
"So, where are you flying too?"
"Aspen"
"Mmm, California! Nice."
"The Statue of Liberty is kaput"
Apollo 13 (one of my favorites)"When I go up there on 19, I'm gonna take my entire collection of Johnny Cash along!"
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it"
"You took the whole damn syringe didn't you?"
"Check"
"Right now your heart is racing a mile a minute, you feel cold but you're sweating like a pig."
"Check"
"And you have a raging hard-on"
"Let me see... Check"
Aliens"Man, this floor is freezing."
"What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?"
"They think you are a witch."
"They wouldn't be the first."
Gorillas in the Mist
"Think like a pirate. I want a man with a tattoo on his d***."
down periscope
my favorite "Welcome to earth!" followed by a punch to an aliens face. Easy but still my favorite movie quote of all time