American Flyers
" Ridden on a horse?!? "
" Yes. "
" You're using coconuts! "
" What?"
" You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together! "
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
It's just... I was saving that bacon!
American Flyers
" Ridden on a horse?!? "
" Yes. "
" You're using coconuts! "
" What?"
" You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together! "
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
It's just... I was saving that bacon!
Redacted...I am Legend
"Dallas, when a person doesn't have less on, they have...?"
"More on?"
"Exactly."
Really?!
I expected Better from you Bill...
The Fifth Element...
...
WRONG!
Looks like it's off to Google for you!
"What's the use of trying?"
"Buck up - never say die. We'll get along."
"I wouldn't make a hasty decision. Nobody can make a snap decision. We've got to consider the pros and cons, make a list, get advice... Have I ever stopped you from doing anything"
billy jack"You really think those Green Beret Karate tricks are gonna help you against all these boys?"
"Well, it doesn't look to me like I really have any choice now, does it?"
"That's right, you don't."
"You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it?"
"Tell me."
"I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face..."
[points to Posner's right cheek]
"...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it."
"Really?"
"Really."
billy jack
and since this got skipped
"Don't do it. Cause I'll tell you, counselor, arson is a serious crime”
"Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend"
Unforgiven
"How's it do on stains?"
willow"Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!"
"Do you know the rule about filling up the car with gas when you take it without asking?
-No Grandpa.
Well, now you do."
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.