I had to sell my left nut to buy some more personal defense ammo.
So long as you didn't sell your right one, you now have a left one too...
I had to sell my left nut to buy some more personal defense ammo.
I just throw the .22's at the chipmunks so I can re-use them...
Ammo is so expensive it's now being disputed as community property in divorces.
Ammo is so expensive it is generating enough sales tax revenue to bail out many states with budget problems due to the pandemic.
Ammo s so expensive that buyers are counting the 5,000 round bulk ammo purchases at the register before paying.
UPS and FedEx drivers don't think ammo is expensive enough. That d*mn stuff is heavy!
We thought you finally made good on your threat to run away and join the circus.
Ammo is so expensive I had to put my body up on craigslist in exchange for a case.
I worked for the circus that fired him as the human cannonball. We told him we were looking for a man of higher caliber.
Ammo is so expensive that I almost threw a brick at the ground hog instead of a single .357 Mag shot...