I don't think alcohol and shooting mix either. All this talk about giving up freedom... really? Let's think about this for a minute. Have you ever read some of the warning labels that are on everyday items? Take a lawnmower for example. Do you really need to be told that there are "rotating blades" under the deck and little pictures warning you of what could happen if you stick your hand (and apparently your entire leg judging by some of those little pictures) under there while the mower is running? "Of course not!" you say. However, did you ever stop to think how those warning labels came to be put on mowers? It's because some idiot decided that it was a good idea to stick one of his/her appendages in a rotating blade. Humans do stupid all the time, and all on their own. Anything that can be done to help mitigate the chances of that stupid causing harm to them or the people around them is probably a good idea in some cases.
Here are some examples:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Unknown Pepper Spray
Do not ingest.
Unknown Lava Lamp
Ignite lighter away from face.
Bic Lighter
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Unknown Car Fanbelt
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Jonsreds Chainsaw
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Trojan Condoms
Here are some examples:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Unknown Pepper Spray
Do not ingest.
Unknown Lava Lamp
Ignite lighter away from face.
Bic Lighter
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversible injury
Unknown Car Fanbelt
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Jonsreds Chainsaw
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Unknown Air Conditioner
Use for sex only – not to be eaten
Trojan Condoms
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