A Banana is a Weapon

[hornadylnl]

Here's one for Kirk. It's even in his neck of the woods.

Indiana Residents Split Over 'Banana House' Appeal | Watch the video - Yahoo! Good Morning America

 

[Scutter01]

My daughter said this to me over the weekend:

"Humans share 30%-40% of the same DNA as bananas. That means some people are ten percent more banana than others. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information."

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[Kagnew]

My daughter said this to me over the weekend:

"Humans share 30%-40% of the same DNA as bananas. That means some people are ten percent more banana than others. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information."

I think most Wal-Mart customers share at least 50% of the same DNA as goobers.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

What about pointed sticks?

"Release the tiger!"

Tiger being deployed to West Lafayette.

 

[hornadylnl]

If I was your neighbor, that would so be in my front yard.

 

[Rhoadmar]

The people complaining probably are not happy unless everything is a uniform shade of beige.

 

[thej27]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsKbC_-vvw

 

[Kirk Freeman]

If I was your neighbor, that would so be in my front yard.

Yeah, giant tigers are cool. Maybe we can go in for something cooler like a short-face bear statue?

 

[hornadylnl]

Yeah, giant tigers are cool. Maybe we can go in for something cooler like a short-face bear statue?

Of course the tiger would look stupid on a manicured lawn. I'd have to mimic the tiger's natural environment.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I'd have to mimic the tiger's natural environment.

Detroit?

Ummm, no.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl7v5dYYF0Q

 

[Doug]

I thought this thread was about some kid holding a banana the wrong way and getting charged with assault with a gun-like object.

 

[hornadylnl]

I thought this thread was about some kid holding a banana the wrong way and getting charged with assault with a gun-like object.

That banana is a weapon pointed at all the neighbors. It's loaded with nuclear missiles.

 

[.45 Dave]

What!!?? Only one small reference to Monty Python's banana/pointed stick sketch? (sigh) I must be getting old.

 

[Benny]

A Banana is a Weapon

Well, duh. I've known this since watching Billy Madison.

My daughter said this to me over the weekend:

"Humans share 30%-40% of the same DNA as bananas. That means some people are ten percent more banana than others. I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information."

Your daughter sounds awesome.

 

[Scutter01]

Your daughter sounds awesome.

I direct you to this thread regarding her chosen activity for the week:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/299112-wheres_lil_spas_hanging_out_this_week.html

 

[Benny]

I direct you to this thread regarding her chosen activity for the week:
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break_room/299112-wheres_lil_spas_hanging_out_this_week.html

Wow, go ahead and mark me down for the "jealous" crowd.

Sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders. Keep up the good work.

How old is she (Did I see something about 13-18 year old crown for the camp)?

 

[Scutter01]

Wow, go ahead and mark me down for the "jealous" crowd.

Sounds like she has a good head on her shoulders. Keep up the good work.

How old is she (Did I see something about 13-18 year old crown for the camp)?

She's 14.