They've always warned against standing in front of the microwave.
Wait until testicles begin falling off.
Thirty years ago, many truckers, dissatisfied with weak 4 watt CB radios, or even peaked and tuned units capable of 15~20 watts, went completely overboard and totally illegal with 1,000 watt linear RF amps, usually mounted on the floor behind the driver.Current 5G running on 3.1 to just under 3.5 GHz and 4.4 to just over 4.9 GHz. You are bathing in those frequencies already if you have dual band router/wireless LAN - and because of inverse square likely at much higher amplitude than the pole unless it is right next to your house
When you keyed up the mike it sure seemed like the ambient temp in the cab went up. Something about them could give you a really "unsettled" feeling. Kinda tingly and queasy at the same time.
We used to tell those drivers they would go sterile from baking their balls, but they just scoffed at us. I remember telling one grizzled coworker that, one day, he would hop down from the cab, and his berries would roll out the bottom of his pants leg.
Good times.