30 items in a rectum?!

[paddling_man]

The man going to jail is further charged for the 17 blues pills and the cigarette hidden in his rectum... smuggling tobacco and drugs into jail. Apparently the paper coupon, CVS receipt, six matches, one flint, unused condom and empty syringe with an eraser over the needle were okay.


Jailer: Inmate hid 30 items in rectum | HeraldTribune.com


The receipt? Really?? Because he might want to return the unused items?!

 

[Benny]

Dammit Printcraft!

 

[Woodsman]

The receipt? Really?? Because he might want to return the unused items?!

It's for taxes of course!

 

[Benny]

OK, I've smashed a cigarette inside a box that was in my pants pocket.

He had an unboxed single in his ass?

 

[JohnP82]

I dont even know what to say? WTF!

 

[redpitbull44]

WOW, just, WOW.

 

[misconfig]

I hate when that happens...

 

[sepe]

I thought this was going to be about an express lane at Target or one of those other fancy stores.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Rectum?

Dang near killed 'im!

 

[public servant]

I dropped a guy off at the jail one night. They called me later and told me they had found a cell phone in his rectum when they searched him. It was turned on and wasn't wrapped in anything.

I bet he got crappy reception.

The women are worse than the guys. They have additional storage space.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Think he would let me bum a smoke. I said bum....ha ha

 

[ljadayton]

I dropped a guy off at the jail one night. They called me later and told me they had found a cell phone in his rectum when they searched him. It was turned on and wasn't wrapped in anything.

I bet he got crappy reception.

The women are worse than the guys. They have additional storage space.

ALL I'm going to ask is if it was on vibrate?

 

[Dawall]

I bet they say they never have done anything like this before!!

 

[printcraft]

Dammit Printcraft!

LOL - Yeah, I need to find a better breed of mule.
They don't make em like the used to .

 

[E5RANGER375]

I dropped a guy off at the jail one night. They called me later and told me they had found a cell phone in his rectum when they searched him. It was turned on and wasn't wrapped in anything.

I bet he got crappy reception.

The women are worse than the guys. They have additional storage space.

Those phones are worth 2 in the bush

 

[ljadayton]

Those phones are worth 2 in the bush

I would rep you but it says I have to spread it around first (the rep)

 

[public servant]

ALL I'm going to ask is if it was on vibrate?

Probably.

I'm sorry...I'd have at least wrapped it in a baggie first.

The guy was arrested on drug charges, so he was a strip search. When they had the guy squat and cough...the antenna came popping out. And then...the next big cough...*splat*...

That's just soooooo wrong.

 

[Benny]

 

[Bunnykid68]

I would rep you but it says I have to spread it around first (the rep)

ROTFLMAO

 

[public servant]

That might take a little help from a friend...and lots of this...