Funny you should say that. The first time my ex-husband made a tuna salad sandwich for our son, when he was about five, our son asked him if he was feeding him cat food.
My boy even asked me about it that night to make sure his dad hadn't fed him cat food.
I have to be starving to eat...
Typically I worry more about other people giving me cooties then about giving myself cooties. I have a hair towel and a body towel and I often use them more than once. Unless of course I accidentally drop one on the floor. Then it's game over.
When I get out of the shower I slather coconut...
Conceal carry and keep your mouth shut. Problem solved.
The old battle ax gets to pretend she's in control and you get to protect your family.
Mom's probably an old bird who is unlikely to change. Don't waste the energy or irritation trying to get her to believe as you do.
Protect your...