Your First World Problems

[THEFAT45]

Its to cold to go to the range and I cant get the scooter out (A.K.A The Indian Chief Classic).

 

[2A_Tom]

Its to cold to go to the range and I cant get the scooter out (A.K.A The Indian Chief Classic).

Most third world countries are in warmer climes maybe you should move.

 

[bigus_D]

My drone's wifi range is only like 1200ft. What is the whole coming to???

 

[Kutnupe14]

I can only get double cheeseburgers, at Claude and Annie's, on Thursday's during lunch!

 

[RevoWood123]

Why is it Cheez-its don't come in a graham cracker size? This is rubbish.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

I have to carry my own dirty dishes up from Mom's basement.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

I can't hear the TV when I am eating Doritos.

 

[Bennettjh]

Too many places to check for reloading stuff. I'm on the internet for like ten minutes looking for dies.

Phone cord is too short and doesn't charge unless it's plugged in just right.

 

[printcraft]

Too many shows to binge watch on Netflix is interrupting the amount of sleep I get a night.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I keep having trouble finding my TV remote, and the TV is almost 4 feet away

 

[RevoWood123]

I can't hear the TV when I am eating Doritos.

This emoticon should have been easier to find in the large bank of them.

 

[SMiller]

I made a pan of cookies tonight, they were burnt, no problem, made a second batch, burned them too...

 

[IndyDave1776]

I made a pan of cookies tonight, they were burnt, no problem, made a second batch, burned them too...

Extra crispy for the win!

 

[Snapdragon]

Today at work my first world problem was that my hands were so dry that I had to keep putting lotion on them, but every time I put lotion on them, my pen slid out of my hand and I couldn't write.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Snap, you reminded me of a funny story. Back when I drove for an equipment rental company, one of the office guys decided that he needed to find something for the rent-a-drunk to do and sent him out to clean my truck. The idiot put Armorall on the steering wheel and it was like trying to keep a grip on a greased pig for over a week!

 

[Bigtanker]

Snap, you reminded me of a funny story. Back when I drove for an equipment rental company, one of the office guys decided that he needed to find something for the rent-a-drunk to do and sent him out to clean my truck. The idiot put Armorall on the steering wheel and it was like trying to keep a grip on a greased pig for over a week!

I did that to the entire floor in my first sleeper truck I drove over the road. Took about a month for the slipperyness to go away.

But it looked good.

 

[Snapdragon]

So the moral of that story is that I should put Armorall on my hands?

 

[RevoWood123]

So the moral of that story is that I should put Armorall on my hands?

Precisely.

 

[IndyDave1776]

So the moral of that story is that I should put Armorall on my hands?

 

[seedubs1]

Working Hands hand cream. Get it on Amazon or at Menards. No greasiness. Lots of moisture.

Today at work my first world problem was that my hands were so dry that I had to keep putting lotion on them, but every time I put lotion on them, my pen slid out of my hand and I couldn't write.