The Colts failed to get a sack in a couple games forcing my fatass to pay full price for Monday Big Macs.
I don't have enough storage in my house for all my stuff.
New cell phone is too complex / powerful / capable for old me.
Took over an hour from when I walked unannounced into the hospital to when the heart stent was completed. (really 2014 but still my favorite 1st world rant)
End of the year blowout for petty crimes against humanity. Post em!
#1
Cheap ass COFFEE MUGS with a lid that does NOT seal well and causes you to dump coffee down your shirt like a moron.