You will never guess what my puppy just ate!

[JoshuaW]

But try anyways! He is an 18 week old Great Dane, about 70 pounds. I will be back in 15 minutes or so with the answer.

 

[Plinker]

Meatloaf.

 

[Benny]

Dog food.

What do I win?

 

[clt46910]

A friend of mine just lost her cell phone. You don't live that far from her....LOL

 

[Scutter01]

An entire whole potato without chewing? A bag of marbles? A girl scout? Ten licorice whips? A twelve-year-old bike lock that you lost the key to a long time ago? A squirrel? A different, slightly smaller squirrel? Two tickets to "Sesame Street On Ice"?

Am I even close on any of that?

 

[Hoosierdood]

A baby?

No, wait... the dingo did that.


I give up.

 

[Truckie174]

Towel?

 

[Scutter01]

Towel?

No, thank you.

 

[GREEN607]

But try anyways! He is an 18 week old Great Dane, about 70 pounds. I will be back in 15 minutes or so with the answer.

I'm guessing, a chair. Yup, a chair......

My ex and I had an Old English Sheep dog.... that ate an entire over stuffed chair when it was left alone while we went grocery shopping. He was 10 mos old.

Well he didn't eat the wood frame, but I swear, he ate all the stuffing and all the naugahide fabric. Just ate it.

Needless to say, he was GONE 2 days later! I gave him away..... sort of.

 

[Benny]

A 40lb back of peanuts?

Nevermind, that was andre46996's Pit.

 

[Truckie174]

No, thank you.

Haha......We had a Dane until a couple years ago, nothing he says will suprise me!

 

[Scutter01]

Haha......We had a Dane until a couple years ago, nothing he says will suprise me!

Holy crap, you had a talking dog?!

 

[Caleb]

Our old jack russel ate my older sistor's thong once...weird dog I tell you!!

 

[7th Stepper]

But try anyways! He is an 18 week old Great Dane, about 70 pounds. I will be back in 15 minutes or so with the answer.

Um, he ate you and your SO's entire drawer of underware and sox? The entire collection of your DVD's AND CD's? The lower half of all of your furniture? Or everything he could get his mouth on that you thought was up high enough so he couldn't get to it! That's it! We made that mistake with our now 160 lb BigBoy! aka the Counter Cruiser....

He even ate a brand new bluetooth that I'd just paid $100. for, and had had it for less than an hour! Aren't puppies fun!

 

[jd4320t]

Our old jack russel ate my older sistor's thong once...weird dog I tell you!!

 

[cobber]

A loaded Wilson Combat 1911 magazine?

 

[starbreather]

TV remote, shoe, leash, chicken bones out of the trash can (that's fun to clean up), did he clean the cat liter box? Oh agony anticipation is killing me........

 

[JoshuaW]

Our old jack russel ate my older sistor's thong once...weird dog I tell you!!

Pretty much. I was doing laundry, turned my back for thirty seconds and he ate at least 4 pairs of my fiance's. Maybe more, but there are definitely four pairs missing. I rushed over to that side of the room when I saw he had something, and by the time I got to him, he had swallowed it whole.

At least these should pass easier for him than that time he ate one of the smaller dog's stuffed lobster whole, or the time my brother's pit bull ate an entire queen sized bed sheet.

 

[Scutter01]

Wow, I was way off. Well, maybe the licorice whips were pretty close.

 

[Benny]

Pretty much. I was doing laundry, turned my back for thirty seconds and he ate at least 4 pairs of my fiance's. Maybe more, but there are definitely four pairs missing. I rushed over to that side of the room when I saw he had something, and by the time I got to him, he had swallowed it whole.

At least these should pass easier for him than that time he ate one of the smaller dog's stuffed lobster whole, or the time my brother's pit bull ate an entire queen sized bed sheet.

Try to get a video of him dragging his ass all over the yard trying to pass the part of the thong that doesn't come out in the poop.

I have a GSD and have to keep his tug-o-war ropes put away now, because he eats them and the strings attach to his poop and don't come all of the way out...It's funny to watch, but as much as he likes "kissing" people, I don't let him pull the strings out with his mouth, so he has some trouble.